Don’t Tell My Kids!!

Don’t tell my kids that I was absent the day God passed out the parents’ manual.
Don’t tell them that I know that I am utterly unequipped to raise them.
Don’t tell my kids that when they ask permission to do something, I tell them to ask their father because I can’t see anything wrong with what they’d like to do. Obviously, since they’re asking, they know there must be something…but I can’t see it.
Don’t tell them that I have no idea how I will handle the question, “Where do babies come from?”
Don’t tell them that each day I pray to God to guide me in raising them because I know I am unqualified.
Don’t tell my kids that usually I regret having spanked them.
Don’t tell them that I know they deserve a better mom.
Don’t tell them…shshshsh!! Here they come!

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